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Like Prague, Olomouc’s windy, cobblestone roads are made for aimless wandering. I happened upon this quaint lane of buildings and neighbors greeting one another as they started their days.
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Last night, I had Nepalese food and an English cider at an Irish pub in the Czech Republic.
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I did it.
Throughout my life, I’ve been incredibly body-shy. I don’t like changing in public areas, and I don’t particularly like to see other people do so. I avert my eyes during romantic scenes in movies. I was always a little embarrassed while “changing out” for freshman PE class as I retreated to the privacy of a bathroom stall to don more athletic attire, as other girls casually ripped off their clothes with what seemed to me to be reckless abandon, spurred perhaps by confidence in excess. Don’t look at me! I’d think. My issue is not exactly one of poor body image, but just extreme modesty and quite a bit of prudery. I don’t terribly mind being seen in a bathing suit, but I’d hate to be seen without one at all, or even in my skivvies. At summer camp, I loved coming back from dinner on Friday night; the lights could not be turned on lest we break the Sabbath, and so I could change peacefully unnoticed in the dark.
So it was with a good deal of trepidation that I headed to one of Budapest’s famed baths, where I knew I’d feel a bit too patrician springing for a private changing cabin, rather than simply a locker, in a city that was only twenty years ago a Communist one.
I chose a discrete locker in the corner of one of the locker rooms and carefully laid out my bathing suit before glancing around and changing out of my clothes and into my suit. I saw a bit more of others’ t&a’s then I’d have preferred, but all in all it went okay. Hopefully the women of Hungary aren’t too scarred by the sight of my naked bod.
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There’s no need to bother cracking a joke for my sake any longer, readers, for I have surely experienced the most hilarious comic moment of my life this very evening. I day-tripped to Piran, a lovely coastal town on the Adriatic. I returned at about ten o’clock, or 22:00, and headed toward the city center to get a three euro falafel. The sound of music coming from Preseren Square diverted me from my course, and I came upon the most fantastic sight: A dance troupe, hired for the town’s nightly summer events, was performing a series of dances with some kind of intricate plot, involving a large prop diamond, that I arrived too late to follow.
Not to fear, though, for there was an encore. As soon as I heard the opening strains of (I’ve Had) The Time of My Life, I knew I was in for a treat. The number was more than loosely interpreted from that movie of all movies, Dirty Dancing, complete with the dramatic Johnny-Baby lift, and Patrick Swayze’s signature move: hip swing with fists raised to chest level. To top it all of the, the massive crowd of extremely enthusiastic Slovenes were going nuts. They ate that shit up. I felt a little rude laughing through the performance, but I couldn’t help it. Oh! to stay in Slovenia forever.
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In list form, because paying for internet makes words much more valuable:
a. The whole Speedo thing is really disconcerting.
b. I am just now getting the hang of the switched ´y´ and ´z´ on European keyboards. (And just figured out how to make an @ symbol. @@@.)
c. Ljubljana, a city you may never have heard of and probably cannot pronounce (I am still not sure that I have it right) is absolutely amazing. For a country that has only been independent for eighteen years, Slovenia has got it going on.
d. For me, one of the better things about Vienna was passing time in the stellar cafes with the International Herald Tribune. A couple of articles that caught my fancy:
Who is the angriest of all?, Michael Johnson
Over dinner with some French and British friends the other night I accidentally started an argument that made everyone angry.
All I said was that a new survey indicates that the British now have the angriest culture in Europe. “Mon Dieu,” said the Frenchman, “that’s supposed to be our specialty!”
I had been lucky enough at that point to stumble into the life I might have dreamed of as a boy: a great job writing on world affairs for Time magazine, an apartment (officially at least) on Park Avenue, enough time and money to take vacations in Burma, Morocco, El Salvador. But every time I went to one of those places, I noticed that the people I met there, mired in difficulty and often warfare, seemed to have more energy and even optimism than the friends I’d grown up with in privileged, peaceful Santa Barbara, Calif., many of whom were on their fourth marriages and seeing a therapist every day. Though I knew that poverty certainly didn’t buy happiness, I wasn’t convinced that money did either.
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