November 2011
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YO CHRISTMAS IS GOOD B CUZ YOU GET GIFTS & SHIT LIKE THAT BUT IT ALSO SUCKS BECAUSE YOU GOTTA PRETEND YOU’RE REAL THANKFUL FOR THE $5 GIFT CARD TO BEST BUY YOUR UNCLE GOT YOU…LIKE … WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK AM I POSED TO DO AT BEST BUY WITH $5 B? BUY ONE AAA BATTERY? IT COSTS $5 TO WALK INTO BEST BUY.
You have to read Victory Light’s guide to the Holidays &...
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Random question: On the New Girl, in what city do Jess, etc. live? I assumed it was New York, but they drive everywhere and I think they said something about LA in the most recent episode. It’s driving me nuts.
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How I know I'm one of those real Northern bitches:
Mid-sixties in Florida last night and I was out in jean shorts and a tank. lol I’ve become what I once hated.
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Still hungry, y'all.
I could mack on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich so hard right now. :/
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I usually listen to the radio in the car because I like to keep up with the new jamz so I know what I’m working with at the club. Today, I heard these two in consecutive order:
Cee Lo Green - “Forget” You (Why is this song really popular again? I’ve been hearing it all the time. On to the next one.)
Sarah McLachlan - I Will Remember You
That had to have been intentional,...
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The Hillary Moment →
This is a supremely interesting article, and sort of a strange one. The authors (one a former pollster for Jimmy Carter, the other for Bill Clinton) suggest that President Obama should step down—based on his current ratings, they argue, he could only run a negative campaign. That is, he couldn’t boast of his achievements, but instead could only smear his opponent (judging from the...
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Oops, I guess I wrote one of the more scathing reviews for Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns) on Goodreads.
Except for this bro, who was righteously indignant about the chapter comparing men and boys.
Also, I would like to apologize to you, darling reader, for accidentally using some jokes that Ms. Kaling uses in her book. I do not know if this means that I am a(n...
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N is learning this song right now, upon my...
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The coming out story I never thought I'd write →
For the first few weeks, we met at bars halfway between our apartments. I’d walk him back to his neighborhood across town just to have 20 more minutes around him, then walk a full 40 minutes back to my place. Our first non-bar date was at a movie theater. My hand brushed against his after the lights went out, and I held it until the film was over. It was the simplest thing – who doesn’t do...
The trick with having long blonde hair is for it...
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I just want to make one promise to y’all. Maybe it’s sort of an empty one because the chances are slim to none, but if I ever, like, “make it,” or do something close, and/or something rad happens to me, I will never ever blog: “Something amazing is in the works for me! Wish I could share it! Soon! xo” Yo, fuck that shit. I would tell y’all right away, and...
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Really starting to regret that panda in a bowtie I drew saying “this class was great!” on a course evaluation.
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I don't think law school understands how far...
Spoilers and I’ll kill you.
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Last night I dreamed I had a really serious stalker, and that sucked—I woke up in a sweat. But he also tucked $450 in my backpack when I had left it unattended. That was pretty cool. (I eventually gave it back.)
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