dryden lane

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August 2011

Hey, guys, I’ve been basically a little separate from society for most of the summer and I’m sort of wondering if people will still think it’s cute if I bust out the Dougie at a party or if that’s so totally over, even in a nostalgic way?

I just typed "dying alone" instead of "dining...

Pretty much the same thing, I guess.

To me, the most noteworthy thing about a new school year is all of the awful haircuts people get. I’m not friends with many kids at my school (law students are assholes) and I really wish I had the balls to just roll up to someone and say shit girl, really bad call on that haircut.

Starbucks boyrista: Would you like to try some coffee sangria?

Me: Is there wine in it?