dryden lane

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April 2012

March 2012

Hosting an all-night vigil for my non-timeline...

I don’t wanna remember any of my exes. :’(

Blogger Heather Armstrong (aka Dooce, as if you didn’t know) has a new book coming out, a collection of letters she wrote to her daughter, Leta. I don’t know if I want to have a kid (and oh god, I dreamed I had a baby at a water park last night and it was fucking terrifying), but the writing a book and it meaning something to someone would be the most amazing thing ever. I mean, come...

Guys, I made up a really funny joke: Q: Why would a guy ever not hold the door open for a lady? A: Because he’s a law student, and therefore a complete douchebag oblivious to social niceties. Ba-dum-ch!