April 2012
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Apr 30th
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I’m babysitting/nannying for a cute, sort of hippie family for the summer. I started a couple of weeks ago and it’s been mostly really fun, aside from the occasional temper tantrums and the inevitable drama of snack time. (For me, having a snack is very chill—like, okay, cool, I think I’ll eat a baked potato. Not so for children.) Yesterday I got a text from the...
Apr 30th
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“How can you not be romantic about baseball?”
–  Billy Beane in Moneyball. Fantastic movie, and such a true sentiment.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 26th
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When my friend asks me to take them to Hartsfield...
wheninatl: Riight? Atlanta finally got a ‘What Should We Call Me’ style blog, not too embarrassingly late. This is so on point. My new rule: I will gladly take your ass to MARTA if it’s still light out; if you’re trying to catch a flight at night I will consider taking you to the airport. Probably I will make up an excuse for why I can’t, though. Sorry homies.
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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But I told them … to fuck off. I’m a prick, don’t come to Tampa. Not my fault you thought you’d get a tan and be happy. Suck my tan balls. This funny little article featuring the drunk confessions of a guy who works at Lightning games at the St. Pete Times Forum is cracking me up. “Suck my tan balls” is totally my new go-to insult.
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Today I took myself out for an impromptu Monday night burrito on campus. I didn’t have a book with me, so I was forced to eavesdrop on some of the conversations around me. I didn’t go to a ‘normal’ college—boys I went to school with were mostly interested in passing themselves off as intellectual and partaking in a wide variety of drugs. (We had one Republican, pink...
Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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