I’ve posted about crabbydad, maybe one of the most hilarious blogs on the internet, before. His updates are pretty sporadic, but you should be reading it. It’s basically this awesome dad’s stories of life with his kids (Mr. Z and Miss O), wife, and now a new dog.

MR. Z (reading a magazine): What’s vee-aggra?

ME: It’s “viagra.” And what are you reading?!

OLD LADY: It’s a pill for men who can’t get an erection.

MISS O: What’s an erection?

MR. Z: It’s so weird! It’s when your thing gets hard and sticks out. I get one when I have to pee or when I see a cute girl.

MISS O: Hm.

ME: Hey, who needs more milk?!